Got around to writing my opinion on this Patay Gutom Blogger debacle. It’s derogatory and demeaning right but there are indeed people who do that. Do they deserve to be called patay gutom? I don’t think so. I know, coming from a person who curses people regularly this might sound weird but I would like to comment that I only do it to people who indeed deserve it.

Since Im not making sense here I know I’m being harsh but in the spirit of merrymaking and since this topic is so popular I’m gonna add more to the list since I know particular bloggers who need to be mentioned too.

Spam blogger: I met this guy a while back. He’s popular in the blogging circles. What is he? He’s an SEO expert gone bad. He makes a gazillion blogs about specific topics just to capture that specific word. Clue? Whole name consist of 2 syllables and he has small eyes.

Bandwagon blogger: Joins a “big” group so she can be popular too. Loves to comment on other colleagues work to promote her site. Clue? 4 syllables and hates pictures.

No credential bloggers: Blogs about politics but keeps his identity a secret and has no credentials whatsoever with what he’s writting. Clue? 5 syllables and his name sounds like an idiot

Events Blogger: Needs to be in all events. Clue? 3 syllables and he’s fat.

Practice what you preach blogger: Preaches that he’s one thing and then does does the dirty act himself. Clue? 5 syllables and another by 6 syllables.

Angry blogger: Always angry but seldom makes sense. Clue?  He loves magic.

New Media Blogger: Uhh your stupid if you dont get this one. Clue? 3 syllables..hahaha  just kidding made you count. It’s 4.

Porn Blogger: Blogs abouts the latest scandals and covers them in the veil of exposing our women’s beauties worldwide. Clue? 5 syllables

Born Again Blogger: Once a Porn Blogger, now a showbiz blogger. Clue, namesake of Boy Abunda.

Again this post was made in the spirit of merry making, or satire, or any excuse you might accept so don’t get mad at me.I’ll be updating this list once I finished shampooing my armpits.

BLOG UPDATE!!

I finally finished shampooing my armpits now the continuation of my own version of different types of bloggers.

Family blogger:  They can be mommies, daddies, grandpas, grandmas, titos, titas, ates, kuyas, manangs, manongs, etc.

Guilty blogger: Always feels like he’s the blind item and likes to refresh the blind item page ever so often. Clue? He likes satires. 2 syllable

Desperate blogger: This blogger can be also be categorized as the “attention whore” She likes to promote her site and usually starts the conversation with the end result of getting an exchange link. Clue? She likes colorful clothing. 4 syllables.

Game blogger: This type of blogger blogs about video games, pc games, online games and any other type of games. May also blog about anime and other geek culture. Perfectly fits one of the category of a Tunay na Lalake blogger. Uploads game patches to increase traffic. Clues: 2 syllables, 4 syllables

Gay blogger: Male bloggers who blogs about manly-men. Usually posts almost naked pictures of men on their blogs. Clue: 4 syllables.

Lesbian blogger: Opposite of a Gay Blogger, a female who blogs about females, admires their almost naked photos and posts them online. Clue: 5 syllables.

Save Water blogger: It’s not fair to tell you that this guy doesn’t take baths but he usually wears the same clothes over and over again. Clue? 5 syllables. Want a clue try smelling him up close.

Homophobe blogger:  Tries so hard to be rational but only shows how he hates gays during conversations but blogs positively about gays. Clue? 6 syllables. His name is special to me I don’t know why.

Flickr blogger: Loves to take pictures using his DSLR but in reality he doesn’t even know how to use a point and shoot camera. Clue? Always lugs his camera around events.

Shy Blogger:  Active in posting and commenting but can’t say a word in blog events. Clue? He posts in Filipino and wears glasses.

Bondying blogger: Looks like a big fat kid. Clue? He looks like a big fat kid

Yeah Right Blogger:  This type of blogger is amazing. Ex. He is a kid who can write about the most difficult topics like he is a grownup. Hence the name yeah right. Clue? 4 syllables

Famous by name blogger: To be fair this blogger has lived up to his name. Clue? 4 syllables or 6 depends on how you say his name.

Royalty blogger:  Can be queens,kings,prince,and princesses. Clue? 5 syllables.

Cursing blogger: Came from a good school but curses people when agitated. Clue? 3 syllables and 5. The first one’s blogs is wonderful. His picture is placed at the top right side corner and under it a donate button. Maybe I’ll change him to donations blogger instead.

Rumor Monger blogger:  That would be me. A clue to who I am? Thats a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me XOXO

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By the way, you know who you are. It’s not you, and I’m a girl with hair problems not a sir. A prize for who can name the most correct answers? I’ll think about it.

Does anybody know a good hair removal product?