The Bloggers
The Pornstar In Training or PIT is the brain behind Putang Ina! Many will wonder what he smoked to hatch such an idea but his disgust over some bloggers calling people who comment on their blogposts ugly made him initiate such a “noble” project. To elaborate on his disgust, some of those bloggers who say they are handsome end up pretty f**king ugly themselves. Furthermore he hates people who try to push their ideas on other people and if they cannot persuade them, they will brand them as idiots. Lahat tayo mga idiots putangina niyo.
He holds multiple degrees that are somewhat useless. He is a Social Scientist, Political Scientist, Natural Scientist, Computer Scientist at lahat na ng science bawasan mo ng “ce” at lagyan mo ng “-tist” yun sya. He dreams of becoming a professor and make a scandal (if only a graduate school would accept him). He is really a pornstar in training but he trains all by himself.
He is a big fan of Bananas in Pyjamas and ponders the thought of producing a local version. He already has a title for the show: “Ang Saging Sa Pantalon Ko”.
PIT’s Favorite Quotes:
“The penis mighter than the sword“
“… kung bastos talaga ako hinawakan ko na susu mo”
This is the blogger known as Patricia Magubat: a citizen of the Republic of the Philippines, of unknown stock, born and bred in the muddy streets of Manila.
A patriot by training and profession, Patricia actually has ridden a Chinese patriot missile to her campus while working towards a new degree. She loves science and technology, though she can barely operate an electric razor. She also has a deep appreciation of literature, music, art, and culture.
Yes it’s true, she does not shave.
Boners is not a graduate of the University of the Philippines, he does not have a Masters degree in Ateneo, he was not an activist during the Marcos regime because he was not even born yet, he is not a part-time professor in Dela Salle, and he did not work anywhere outside Manila.
Boners is a general physician and is practicing his arts on his little barangay in kampuput. He blogs occassionally and usually posts disgusting photos of his patients while being operated on his blog.
His favorite expression when performing an operation is, “He’s dead, PUTANG INA!”
Totoy Mola is your next-generation pene star. He has starred in more than a dozen low budgeted porn flicks in the past decade. He is usually seen on the small screen banging pick-up girls from Angeles City or from Quezon Ave.
He is now using the money he earned from being a pene star to pursue his dream as a gynecologist and a politician.
The Constipated Mind is constipated. She usually unloads once every two weeks and Boners McCoy have been puzzled with her condition. Boners tried mixing all the potent laxative found in the market with no success.
Due to her rare condition, she became a frustrated rockstar, a murderous debater, and a travel junkie in search for a Shaman that can finally heal her constipation.
She believes in the following quotes,
“It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.”
“I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”
Balut Vendor is a coffee lover and a Mac user. He’s your typical balut vendor who sells you balut and penoy with free iodized salt for better IQ. He’s a techology geek and often seen tinkering with his iPhone while selling balut on the streets.